When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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