you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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