I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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