There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Randomize
