I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
