i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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