Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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