the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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