So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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