Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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