I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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