is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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