where does the pee come out of this thing
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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