he puts the penis in happiness.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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