Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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