Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
