I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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