thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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