AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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