No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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