ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I got chris browned last night
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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