I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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