Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
a search helicopter?!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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