Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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