too bad you live with your parents still
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Randomize
