The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
well most of my day revolves around power hour
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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