may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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