I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
