I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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