i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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