I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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