i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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