I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
id be glad to
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i out mim tonsoeep
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