sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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