do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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