So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Oh Jesus.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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