sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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