Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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