Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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