remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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