you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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