Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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