Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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