no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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