I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Someone shattered a urinal.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
be right there i have to get my cape
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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