lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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