the day after is always just damage control
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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