My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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