I skipped work to stalk him.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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