We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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